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This unjust world by BrainKiller20 This unjust world by BrainKiller20
Female Shepard by :icondivalola:
Male Shepard, Ashley Williams by :icongoha7777:
Miranda Lawson by o0Crofty0o
Jack by rexil
Tali by :iconsumirehaikuxna:
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:iconovrlralex:
Ovrlralex Featured By Owner Edited Apr 10, 2015
*7 hours later the c-sec police called liara and javik after liara's father  reported that Jane was drunk at her bar and  making sexual comments to qurrians  and human females. and was striping off her clothes and having multiple mood swings.*

Jane: im way better  at getting pussy *hic* than my brother john. those bitches *hic* couldn't handle *hic*  Little old janey.

Javik: This is the galaxy's last hope *sighs* * Walks back to the ship*

Liara: *sighs*  how many drinks did you have jane?


Jane:*hic* Maybe i went a bit overboard and drink 88 bottles*hic*.

Liara: By the Goddess!

*liara looks at her dad thinking why she gave Jane so many drinks*

Liara's dad: I'm impress that she can drink so many.

Liara: Dad she isn't always like this, shes really a nice girlfriend to me, even if she's a ruthless commader *Holding Jane over her arm*.

Jane: *Sobs drunkly* Why wont Ash,Miranda,jack and tail, make out with me*hic* For just one time.*hic*Blue?

Liara: Because they not lesbians they like men.Your lucky i'd had enough credits to get you out of jail and that my dad or the female qurrian admirals didn't press sexual harassment   charges.

Jane: *hic* Well I've saved ash on edan prime,helped Miranda with her family problem, helped jack blow up a Cerberus base and save her students and*hic* and helped tail with her geth problems. They wont call crying to me when there there problems get out of fucking *hic
* fucking hand.My dad would be so proud of me.

Liara: Why would he be proud?

Jane: Like me *hic* he likes to get drunk *hic* and get into fights with officers  and his  friends and rivals*hic*.

Liara's dad: Well you do get that from him.


 
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:iconovrlralex:
Ovrlralex Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
Liara: i love you jane.

Jane: i love you too *hic* Blue.
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Ovrlralex Featured By Owner Edited Feb 22, 2015
Liara T'Soni: *hugs Jane from behind and rubs her breast and gropes her butt*Don't worry, I still love you Jane,I've never wanted to be with John. I'm way better than those 4. I'm your  Shadow Broker and I'd also gave you to Cerberus to be brought back to life. And beside once we be together we be married,have beautiful blue children and have lots of sex and taking over the crime syndicate.  Once we both die we will be together forever.

*Jane walks away  A little bit scared*
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BlueEyedBrigadier Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
You know your life's messed up when your distaff AU self gets more play than you do...poor FemShep :(

Still, this is gorgeously rendered work!
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merc-077 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014
It would have been a good story with Tali and FemShep
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Spydraxis01 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I never understood Jack.  I mean I figured if anyone of those girls was down with the bi thing it would be her...I mean seriously...Oh and maybe Miranda...she just seems the type to do it to piss off daddy...and she's a spy...spies will sleep with whoever they have to.
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Sent2Freedom Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
She at least should get a chance to try romancing them, and then get turned down. Like when I tried romancing Mordin - getting turned down was hilarious.:) (Smile) 
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teknoman021 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014
I guess Liara T'Soni, Samantha Traynor, Kelly Chambers, and Samara [sort of] would be consolation prizes.  Still, FemShep should've had a chance at any of the ladies in the pic.
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Narrlequin Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
poor fem shep
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RickOShay1 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
Femshep should have all the males lined up as well; Bioware really wasted James and, knowing how some girls like the old and/or ugly, Zaeed. Plus, way to stereotype Jacob.
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theanimeknower Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013
Male shepard's get all the fun. I thinks it unfair I wanted to romance Ashley or Jack or even Miranda.
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suziegon Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
I feel you. *goes on a Hulk rampage*
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PurpleWhisper Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013
Its the leather jacket. No question.
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batizader Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
Poor Jane. Her brother as a male has better luck in beautiful gender
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redrose-melody Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
but then, she got Garrus which Sheploo would really like I'm sure XD
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Carla5037 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
its funny
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Elitos5 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
Where's Traynor? She would only love Sheploos.
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BrainKiller20 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
Well, Traynor romanced only femShep so there is no reason why it should be in the comics.
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nexus763 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
Wait, no satisfied with Kaidan ? Thane ? Garrus ? Liara ?
I expected Jack to be romancable with femdhep but it's already enough.
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BrainKiller20 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
I need all of them. Vuahaha :XD:
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fenixf03 Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
LOVE IT !!
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Opolitlo Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
Haha! This was perfect!
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ethos231 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
But Jane can get the best of them all, Liara T'Soni herself, since I'm pretty sure Liara cares about Jane a lot more.
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Pastellblau Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
No worries, Jane.
I love you~
And, well, you still have Samantha, too.
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Timb3rwolf444 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
lol
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quwykxz Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Ohhh, poor FemSheppy...Some bros get all the girls...
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SerahStark Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, epic ! I can't play Mshep, but I wanted to romance Tali T^T
TELL THE TRUTH !
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BrainKiller20 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Oooh... Thank you. :hug: I'm glad you like it.
Truth... truth. I wanted play FemShep and romance Tali too much.
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SerahStark Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :heart:
But ... Sure T_T
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rex7on Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
omg epic picture
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BrainKiller20 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
:D
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jetsparhawk91 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
funny all of those girls will go bi
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Greatkingrat88 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
At least there's the secretary, right?
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ethosaur Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Well what can you say? Shepard is awesome!
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BrainKiller20 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
Especially on your avatar :rofl:
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ethosaur Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
;D
Shepard is angry because he didn't get a discount on spaceship models :(
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Rosenbraut Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
THIS IS EPIC, dude.
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BrainKiller20 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
thanks :)
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shafry Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahahaha poor FemShep XD
awesome work!
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kato42 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Didn't think Tali and Miranda had a female romance option. I knew Jack didn't (I checked with my Femshep).

I think Cortez in the third one is the only M/M option in the series (and the hysteria that spawned). For F/F the only option in One was Liara. Other than Kelly (who I accidentally let die) I don't know who else was a F/F option in Two. Don't know about Three; Liara probably, Aria maybe, the IGN reporter maybe (gee... how much did they promise EA for THAT to happen?)
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BrainKiller20 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
In the initial stage development of the game ME1 and ME2, Ash, Tali and Miranda would be bisexual, but BioWare delete this option.
In Me3 F/F option - Samantha Traynor, Liara, Kelly, Diana Allers. M/M option - Cortez and Kaidan (in fact, it turns out that he is bisexual).
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kato42 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
He must have got hit harder on the head than we thought if he suddenly became bi.

Having gay and bi options is fine, but averages are only 1 in 10, they really don't need to make every second character bi/ gay. I'm also curious about whether bi is as common as straight up gay. I think its more a guy fantasy that many women are bi rather than have any basis in reality. Of course, this game already has no basis in reality, so what has that to do with anything?

Naturally the Asari only being female are complete exceptions.

Then there is the question of whether some of the species are even compatible. Asari don't need physical sex for reproduction, so from their perspective its all cool, but it may be less cool for everyone else. It seems to me for example, that it is rather unlikely a Turian would have the same parts as a human, making such a relationship purely platonic.

At least they don't do the Star Trek thing - except for the Asari and their unique reproduction method - they don't claim that everyone can reproduce with everyone.
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JohnShepardBF3 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Your Comics are really fun, I love it !
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BrainKiller20 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
thanks
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Lpoolfan Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
haha, this is great
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IzoldeDeith Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012   Digital Artist
мда... фемшеп не везет с этим, увы... а в ме3 даже выпить нельзя! :-x
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BrainKiller20 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Почему нельзя? В баре на цитадели, а если перебрать, можно проснутся на диване возле Арии :D
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IzoldeDeith Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012   Digital Artist
а, точно. или под неодобряющим взглядом саларианца.
не, у Арии на диванчике, конечно, лучше :iconhurrplz:
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BrainKiller20 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
В этот момент у Арии взгляд тоже подозрительный, вот только вряд ли он неодобряющий как у саларианца, скорее наоборот :giggle:
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IzoldeDeith Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012   Digital Artist
да неизвестно, что она там делает, пока шеп спит!
может... может она... на омнитул записывает, а потом в экстранет выкладывает! :fear:
или еще что похуже! страшная женщина, вообще...
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